zeldathemes

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

blueboxfrombakerstreet:

College auditions

blueboxfrombakerstreet:

College auditions

adrifts:

Jérôme

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

lilypottar:

I want someone to look at me the way tumblr looks at Natalie Dormer

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kumail Nanjiani

notmydate:

Martin Freeman & Sasha Baron Cohen | Ali G Indahouse

princessnononjakuzure:

a novel about a girl in high school who’s popular, likable and fashionably inclined with a fair amount of consensual sexual partners who is bullied by the quirky new girl who thinks she’s so much more special because she doesn’t wear makeup and isn’t “slutty” and every girl is a carbon copy except for her

You realize of course, one of us is lying about our basic programming.
Yes.
And I think we both know who that is.